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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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