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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Luna eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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