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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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