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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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