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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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