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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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