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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Daenerys eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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