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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Daenerys eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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