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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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