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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Spock eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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