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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rex eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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