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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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