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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Princess eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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