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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Piper eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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