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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dixie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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