Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.