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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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