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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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