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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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