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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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