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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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