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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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