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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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