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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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