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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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