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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Jelly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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