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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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