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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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