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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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