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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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