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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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