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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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