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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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