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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gizmo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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