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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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