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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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