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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maggie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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