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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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