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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Millie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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