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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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