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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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