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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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