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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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