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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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