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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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