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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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