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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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