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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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