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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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