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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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