Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.