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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bella eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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