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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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