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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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