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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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