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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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