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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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